You will meet Herald the Horse in the picture book, ‘Little Loco’s Big Day’.

Herald is not happy. Not happy at all. He was told an iron horse was coming to the railway, but Little Loco doesn’t look like a horse at all. You can listen to Herald’s Song here.

She doesn’t have a tail to swish,

She doesn’t neigh, she makes a hiss.

Instead of hair she’s made of wood and iron.

She’s not a horse…

She’s Not a horse…

She’s NOT a horse…

of course she’s not.

I am ! 

More like a dragon breathing out black smoke,

thick enough to make you choke.

Instead of hooves, she’s great round wheels of iron.

She’s not a horse…

She’s Not a horse…

She’s NOT a horse…

of course she’s not.

I am ! 

But when people say to me,

Eeh, she’s strong as strong can be,

I can’t pretend it makes me feel first class.

I mean, what if she should take me job away,

she’d make me redundant

and I’d be put out to grass.

She doesn’t have a tail to swish,

She doesn’t neigh, she makes a hiss.

What is this clanking creature made of iron?

She’s not a horse…

She’s Not a horse…

She’s NOT a horse…

of course she’s not.

I AM ! 

She’s not a horse…

She’s Not a horse…

She’s NOT a horse…

of course she’s not.

I AM ! 

(c) Philip Sculthorpe and Caroline Hardie