The stationmaster says: “What a wonderful collection of useful instructions, definitions, plans and safety tips. There is something so tactile about this little blue book filled with appendices and fold out plans. Appendix 1 brought back fond memories of Partickhill to Craigendoran and Helensburgh and a little green cottage overlooking the Clyde.”
British Rail say:
ALL PERSONS SUPPLIED WITH THIS BOOK MUST MAKE THEMSELVES THOROUGHLY ACQUAINTED WITH, AND WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THE OBSERVANCE OF, THE INSTRUCTIONS CONTAINED HEREIN.
You have been warned!